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Score: 9
Level Up!

"Dashing everywhere"

submission: Level Up!
date: November 26, 2009

Really good up until you get Dash, which is a bit of a dealbreaker. It's far too easy to dash by accident, and dashing unexpectedly really fucks everything up; either have a dash button or make it toggleable.

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Score: 4
Highway Jumper

"Average timewaster"

submission: Highway Jumper
date: November 22, 2009

First, I guess the obvious thing is wow, way to invite flames. "a bloo hoo hoo if you don't like my game you suck >:(" is pretty much the internet equivalent of dropping trou and bending over, but there you go. (PS Protip! People who aren't game designers can evaluate games through the magical process of comparing them to other games).

As to the game itself, it's a fairly bland timewaster. There's nothing to really break up the monotony of press space, wait for car to hit your reference point, release space; the graphics are adequate and fit the game, but again, completely lack variety; the sound gets annoying after a while (and dear god how hard is it to put a mute button in a game?) and it's generally nothing to write home about.

November 22, 2009

Author's Response:

there is a mute button if you go to the pause menu.

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Score: 7
T E T R I S ' D: The Game

"OK, but needs work"

date: October 11, 2009

The main problem is being crushed by a block which only brushes you. After that, yes, unfriendly controls are bad.

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